At altitude

First rule of altitude tent: No farting
Second rule of altitude tent: NO FARTING.
Third rule: If someone taps out or goes limp, you must wake yourself up and get out before you suffocate.
Fourth rule: Only one person in the altitude tent at any time.  Unless you get really lucky and somehow get an “OK, sure” to the question: “So hey, you want to get out of here and go back to my place…to my altitude tent?”  She’s out there somewhere.  Just probably not sane.
Fifth rule: One gasping breath at a time.
Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes.
Seventh rule: Altitude sessions will go on as long as they have to.
Eighth rule: If this is your first night in the altitude tent, you HAVE to fart.

 
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